Bailey BowersFive Reasons Why “The Tomorrow War” is One of the Most Ridiculous Movies I’ve Ever Seen in My LifeOh my god. I just finished watching Chris McKay’s new movie The Tomorrow War (literally, the credits are still rolling) starring Chris…Jul 16, 2021Jul 16, 2021
Bailey BowersFive Dumb Halloween Costumes We Should All Expect to See This Year: 2020 EditionI first wrote a version of this article two years ago, during a much simpler time. The central theme of that article was my observing the…Oct 30, 2020Oct 30, 2020
Bailey BowersYour Preferred Vice Based on Your Zodiac SignAllow me to set a scene for you: It’s the top half of 2020. The day is simply “today,” because no other unit of measurement really matters…Apr 1, 2020Apr 1, 2020
Bailey BowersFive Things I Learned While Binge Watching Game of ThronesOh my God, I’m so tired. I haven’t slept well in weeks, I seem to be on the brink of a panic attack at all times, and my existential dread…Apr 10, 2019Apr 10, 2019
Bailey BowersThe Hater’s Guide to the 2018 Amazon Gift FinderSeasons Greetings, internet family! How are we all faring in this final stretch of 2018? Vitals good? I suspect that by now, most of us…Dec 20, 2018Dec 20, 2018
Bailey BowersWhat Your MCM’s Musical Taste Says About HimWell it’s Monday folks, and you know what that means: ̶I̶t̶’̶s̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶d̶. It’s time to avoid…Dec 10, 2018Dec 10, 2018
Bailey BowersThe Story of Friendsgiving: Origins, Types of Guests, Survival TipsWelcome back to my sporadic complaint forum; the outlet which allows me to air my misanthropic proclivities so that I can remain a…Nov 21, 2018Nov 21, 2018
Bailey BowersFive Dumb Halloween Costumes That We Should All Expect To See This YearToday I began my morning the same way that I do most Autumn mornings: By brushing my teeth, taking a shower, and then ripping two lines…Oct 25, 2018Oct 25, 2018
Bailey BowersI Watched 35 Hours of ‘Riverdale’ Because I’m Clearly a Masochist, and This is What I LearnedDo you ever take a good look at your life and wonder, “Who am I, and how did I wind up here?” Yeah, *cough* me neither… but after spending…Oct 12, 2018Oct 12, 2018
