Bailey BowersFive Reasons Why “The Tomorrow War” is One of the Most Ridiculous Movies I’ve Ever Seen in My LifeOh my god. I just finished watching Chris McKay’s new movie The Tomorrow War (literally, the credits are still rolling) starring Chris…12 min read·Jul 16, 2021----
Bailey BowersFive Dumb Halloween Costumes We Should All Expect to See This Year: 2020 EditionI first wrote a version of this article two years ago, during a much simpler time. The central theme of that article was my observing the…7 min read·Oct 30, 2020----
Bailey BowersYour Preferred Vice Based on Your Zodiac SignAllow me to set a scene for you: It’s the top half of 2020. The day is simply “today,” because no other unit of measurement really matters…8 min read·Apr 1, 2020----
Bailey BowersFive Things I Learned While Binge Watching Game of ThronesOh my God, I’m so tired. I haven’t slept well in weeks, I seem to be on the brink of a panic attack at all times, and my existential dread…8 min read·Apr 10, 2019----
Bailey BowersThe Hater’s Guide to the 2018 Amazon Gift FinderSeasons Greetings, internet family! How are we all faring in this final stretch of 2018? Vitals good? I suspect that by now, most of us…8 min read·Dec 20, 2018----
Bailey BowersWhat Your MCM’s Musical Taste Says About HimWell it’s Monday folks, and you know what that means: ̶I̶t̶’̶s̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶d̶. It’s time to avoid…8 min read·Dec 10, 2018----
Bailey BowersThe Story of Friendsgiving: Origins, Types of Guests, Survival TipsWelcome back to my sporadic complaint forum; the outlet which allows me to air my misanthropic proclivities so that I can remain a…6 min read·Nov 21, 2018----
Bailey BowersFive Dumb Halloween Costumes That We Should All Expect To See This YearToday I began my morning the same way that I do most Autumn mornings: By brushing my teeth, taking a shower, and then ripping two lines…7 min read·Oct 25, 2018----
Bailey BowersI Watched 35 Hours of ‘Riverdale’ Because I’m Clearly a Masochist, and This is What I LearnedDo you ever take a good look at your life and wonder, “Who am I, and how did I wind up here?” Yeah, *cough* me neither… but after spending…8 min read·Oct 12, 2018----