Your Preferred Vice Based on Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries (3/21–4/19): Porn

Taurus (4/20–5/20): Adderall

Gemini (5/21–6/20): Social Media

Cancer (6/21–7/22): Inspirational Quotes

Leo (7/23–8/22): Sex

Virgo (8/23–9/22): Wine

Libra (9/23–10/22): Xanax

Scorpio (10/23–11/21): Dating Apps

Sagittarius (11/22–12/21): Cocaine

Capricorn (12/22–1/19): Food

Aquarius (1/20–2/18): Weed

Pisces (2/19–3/20): Psychedelics

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